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- folding laundry
- unloading dishes from the dishwasher
- cilantro (ick)
- licorice/anise/fennel (double ick)
- when people move your drinking cup by grabbing it from the top (thanks, stop pussyfootin around and just put your hands in my mouth instead)
- using your/you're, its/it's, their/they're/there improperly
- watching football (snooooze)
- putting words in other languages on menus and then not knowing how to pronounce them (it won't make a grilled cheese more sophisticated, really)
- chicken (gross, just gross)
- children that are loud and annoying (I am a bad person, there's not really an excuse)
- when people drive with their dogs in their laps (you should text and drink while you're at it)
- driving in the snow (terror)
- parallel parking
- budgeting
- blood/needles/doctors/hospitals (kryptonite)
- turtlenecks
- dry-clean/hand wash clothes
- bad oral hygiene
- coffee, unless it's loaded with sugar and artificial deliciousness
- the smell of gasoline
- my knees
this is probably not a good one to continue expanding...
I like this dislike - when people drive with their dogs in their laps (you should text and drink while you're at it). Makes sense. I don't like the smell of gasoline either or the 3 points needed to parallel park. Thanks for the laughs.
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